For most 8 year olds, The Goonies is a yes, and it is the rare kids' adventure that talks the way kids actually talk. It scores 36 on the ScoutScore, in the Mild tier, mostly from language and from the Fratellis, a crime family who threaten a boy's hand with a blender and keep their disfigured son chained in a basement. There is also one blunt drug reference early on, the Fratellis sorting marijuana and heroin into separate drawers. The movie is a treasure hunt with a body count of zero and a swear count that surprises parents.
A ScoutScore is a living number. We re-check movies against the source and raise or lower it when we find something the first pass missed, so a score you see today can differ from one you saw last month.
Wait. Sloth, the blender scene, and the language all land wrong on a preschooler.
Mostly yes for kids who can hear the language without adopting it. The Fratellis are menacing for about four scenes and comic the rest of the time, and Sloth's reveal turns from frightening to beloved within minutes. If imitable language is your line, this is the movie that tests it.
The intended audience, then and now. Adventure in a register kids recognize as their own, with every scary beat defused by a joke.
Little to manage. Nostalgia fuel.
| 4 year old | NOT YET | Wait. |
| 5 year old | NOT YET | Wait. |
| 6 year old | DEPENDS | Mostly yes for kids who can hear the language without adopting it. |
| 7 year old | DEPENDS | Mostly yes for kids who can hear the language without adopting it. |
| 8 year old | DEPENDS | Mostly yes for kids who can hear the language without adopting it. |
| 9 year old | LIKELY FINE | The intended audience, then and now. |
| 10 year old | LIKELY FINE | The intended audience, then and now. |
| 11 year old | LIKELY FINE | The intended audience, then and now. |
| 12 year old | LIKELY FINE | Little to manage. |
| 13 year old | LIKELY FINE | Little to manage. |
| 32:42 | Caution | OD on bullshit stories |
| 52:01 | Skip | Mama threatens Chunk's hand |
| 1:10:54 | Caution | Bone Piano Booby Trap - Data Falls |
This guide tells you before. The app tells you during.
Every scene above is timed. The FilmScout app listens to the movie and taps you 30 seconds before each one, so you can skip it, mute it, or talk it through. Free to start on iPhone.
Download for iPhoneAdventure in a register kids recognize as their own, which means the swearing comes with the territory. Decide on the language, not the pirates, and most 8 year olds are ready.
Flagged for violence and action with scary and dark.
| Scary and dark | 26% |
| Violence and action | 36% |
| Themes | 2% |
| Sexual content | 14% |
| Substances | 2% |
| Language | 20% |
| All flagged content | 100% |
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